O sing, my dancing, happy muse,
Whose feet on sunshine tap
Of tales from hapless Lasika,
Who goat’s milk loves to lap,
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Begin the tale in days gone by
‘Fore Lasi’s mane was shaved
When missions she and all her team
Fought for matters then most grave.
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Though Lasika and her trusted friends,
Of Prydaens and Rakash,
And others who perhaps like me
Came from different stock,
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Tracked a dang’rous necroman
Through paths of Therengia,
But spent more time with drink at Inns
Than in fights for Kermoria,
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If Lasika you’ve seen or met,
You know she has great charm,
But then she was, or so I’m told,
One to raise alarm
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From all true folk of virtue,
Who felt the tug of lust
For the stories of her in those days
Would make the maidens blush!
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And while drinking with her mates
One night, by an abby at an Inn,
She met a gorgeous Rakash gal
And seduced her with her grin –
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Or, my happy, laughing muse,
Had it more to do with drink?
But let us not split many hairs,
For she left Lasi with a wink.
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So late that night, swift Lasika
Took her hook and rope,
And scaled the wall that stood between
Her and the heart she’d smote.
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And crept she through the abby
Where her lovely Rakash slept,
And swiftly through the abby’s halls,
Into her lover’s bed she swept.
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Waking with her soft caress,
Lasi took her lover’s hand,
And the two then made their way
To make good on Lasi’s plan!
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O radiant muse, who sings all things,
Hint but do not tell!
Of all the wild, passionate things
Which that night befell
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Those lovers sweet in moonlight,
‘Tween Pryd’n and Rakash
That but for the empath’s touch
Would still mark Lasika!
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And when the morning sun arose,
And the abby stirred to life,
What Las had thought a storage place
Was the abbots chambers nigh,
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And though deaf to all the night before
The impassioned, wild cries
Still, though old, the abbot had
The working of his eyes,
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And he took Lasi by the ear
And cast her out from there,
But she regretted not a bit
What she and her lover shared.
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O thank you, brilliant Lasika
For the food you feed my muse!
She hopes to do you honor
With this song we sing for you!